First bike ride with no trailers or bike seats!

June 8th, 2019

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Content like only a bonfire can make one. (Looks like instadibs isn't respected in this family. Game on!)

October 16th, 2018

Finally got to use her Christmas present…

June 24th, 2017

Discussing world matters…

April 22nd, 2017

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April 12th, 2017

So nice of the Palace to spend all that money on renovations to give the Pistons a good send off. Great time, no joke.

February 19th, 2017

Happy Birthday, America!

July 4th, 2016

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Gosh that’s a lot of gutted and gashed gourds… Get a gander… Dad jokes? I’m good to go.

October 19th, 2015

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On his own, some 40 years later, the kid dresses himself like this. All the while, never knowing who John McEnroe is. (I borrowed a neighbor’s racket for the picture)

September 28th, 2015

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Where did you come from?

August 11th, 2015